In a peaceful purple planet far far away, the Tribe of Pink lived out their lives in happiness and tranquility, with the occasional brief period of frustration whenever they had to tie their shoelaces with their teeth. Unfortunately, one day smack bang in the middle of the Tribe's annual Purpletober Solstice, a race of incredibly destructive green midgets arrived in a fleet of ships, wiped out half the tribe, and took the other half prisoner. Pink, the only free member of the Tribe left on the planet, must defeat the Greens and save his people.